The Minyard-Jostens

Thomas and Alito can suck on this marriage license 🖕 PFP by @legitblackthorn with Pastel Friends app

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@crwprincexlest Stupid like a fox. -N

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I have an announcement to make. -A

[Jude/ Lou ✯ @KalopsiaDealer]

I’m done and sexier than ever. Bye.
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#aftg #RedRabbits

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Andrew that one time someone tried to break into our house

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Andrew

[Melissa Capriglione @mcapriglioneart]

you look nice today

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People are surprised by this sometimes but he never presents me these things as gifts. It's always either shoved into my hands while he disappears or I find it like this and we don't acknowledge it with direct words. They're words in gift form if that makes sense 🤷🏽

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@myll_a13 A tiny ceramic frog we saw at a local artist's market in town. We were on our way out so I pointed them out but didn't get one because we had a dinner to get to, but I guess he went back at some point and got it for me. I found it on top of the coffee machine yesterday morning.

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@myll_a13 A tiny ceramic frog we saw at a local artist's market in town. We were on our way out so I pointed them out but didn't get one because we had a dinner to get to, but I guess he went back at some point and got it for me. I found it on top of the coffee machine yesterday morning.

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Can confirm Andrew likes giving me gifts on any day that ends in day.

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@whydamnitwhy He would gladly let you

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I love being a morning person with Andrew who absolutely hates the morning because I start every day sipping coffee peacefully while watching him scowl at the sunshine with bare feet and bed head. 🌞

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@whydamnitwhy Sunshine court? You mean USC? You know it got that name when Jeremy Knox was there but don't ever mention that in front of Kevin because he won't shut up about it.

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It's after Halloween which means decorations are half off and Andrew had spent his birthday decorating our house with his half off Halloween decor.

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@myll_a13 Sir and King are in a loving and committed relationship so yes, I know.

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So. Anything interesting happen lately?

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Saw a thing with parents saying they wouldn't k*ll for their kids and me and Andrew are just like touch our cats and die.

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Every weekend we pick a movie to watch and every weekend Andrew suggests Detective Pikachu.

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Andrew

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

off to do a violence

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I have realized that body count means something way different to most people than it does to me and I've really just thought the jig was up for years now and Andrew let me live confused 😔

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See this could've been me but my parents were like...a murderous monster and a less murderous very nervous woman who hated animals...

...this actually couldn't have been me could it? (It's fine because I'm slowly making it The Nieces)