I love how as soon as you graduate universities are like, “hey alumni, can you donate to the school?”
…..bruv do you know how many loans I took out just to attend school in the first place?! I am not giving you any more money
I just saw a Denim Tears Wreath hoodie going for $500+ at MOA, the Guinness Book of World Records needs to be contacted for how quickly y’all burnt this out
I apologize to anyone I discussed Doja Cat’s new album with today because I now understand how crazy this sequence of words is to see on your home screen 😂😂
My kitchen sink started backing up with gray sludge today and the drain guy can’t come until 7AM so the building maintenance just gave me a massive shop-vac and said “good luck” wtf