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[Red @REDrugger]

Fire safety and prevention starts with you

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Here is my best tip on how to deal with clothing stains:

Certain stains, such as those from pizza drippings or spaghetti sauce, are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who doesn't know how they feed themselves.

Other stains, such as those from changing engine oil in your car, are ennobling, as they suggest you're a self-reliant person who knows how to do things.

Thus, cover all your humiliating stains with ennobling stains. If you have spaghetti sauce on your shirt, cover it in used engine oil.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT…” yeah well I asked Reading Rainbow and they said take a look, it’s in a book.

[matt phillips🇵🇸 @mphillipsmusic]

unquestionably 2. never been more sure of anything in my life

[Red @REDrugger]

Today I knocked out my first set of unassisted chin ups plz clap

[Red @REDrugger]

Today I waived at a bus driver and she waived back so that was cool

[Red @REDrugger]

Today I saved a turtle from Gorman street

[Red @REDrugger]

@sarahbow12 I too will die on this hill

[Red @REDrugger]

I have made it 1 day without dropping my new phone please clap

[Red @REDrugger]

I have made it 0 days without dropping my new phone

[Red @REDrugger]

I have made it 0 days without dropping my new phone

[Red @REDrugger]

Which one of you fucks signed me up for Th*m T!ll!s’ newsletter?

[Red @REDrugger]

@DrSinkalink @AHHHnnaliese ye lol

[Red @REDrugger]

happy Wolf Moon to all who celebrate

[Shadowhunter @manisha72617183]

The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks.

"what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks.

"what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks.

Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

[Red @REDrugger]

The apartment next to mine is bouda go up for rent who wants to join our strip?

[Red @REDrugger]

Low key disappointed that no one slapped my ass and called me Johnathan

[Red @REDrugger]

Remember that time in 2014 when I almost cut off the tip of my finger? Back on my bullshit lol