Bob Castellini

CEO of baseball's oldest franchise, the Cincinnati Reds! Parody, obviously.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Be happy you losers even have a team in Cincinnati. Me and Mike Brown had a deal to send our teams to Vegas in 2011 but it didn’t work out. Consider yourselves lucky.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

You motherfuckers don’t know how hard it is to run a baseball team.

I’d barely even be able to afford my 6 weekly trips to Cracker Barrel if I paid to field the team that you ungrateful bastards want me to field.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Sorry bitch I don’t speak poor

[Cameron @salbertMVP]

Barry Larkin just called Kyle Farmer the most impactful player this season lol. And this is who the casuals want to manage?? Then again, the casuals love Kyle Farmer

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Just sat on my balls so hard I threw up

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

@RedsFan_Brandon He is a massive pussy

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

You’re honestly the worst fucking account on this site. You’re a condescending asshole who blocks anyone that calls you out for it.

[Mr. R @MisterRedlegs]

Fantasy-leaguers and assorted other dumbasses who can't grasp a manager starting a popular guy (Farmer) who has played a big role in the #Reds being 2 games up in the wild-card race over a guy (Barrero) who was in AA earlier this summer. That's how you lose a clubhouse.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Anyone want a bobblehead

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Hey asshole, stop impersonating me.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Hembree will be fine. I still have faith.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Fine I guess nobody wants World Series tickets

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

On a lighter note I’d like to announce a very exciting giveaway!

Follow and RT to be entered for diamond level tickets to Game 7 of the World Series*

*if the Reds make the World Series and the World Series goes to 7 games and game 7 is in Cincinnati

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

@BigRedTweeter It’s fine

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Stop being broke and go buy your own major league team Karla it’s not as easy as it seems

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Also very proud of the speech that Nick Krall made this morning. It was difficult news to deliver but he nailed it and I’m so proud of him. He’s my little buddy.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

STATEMENT FROM REDS CEO BOB CASTELLINI:

I hear and understand your frustration about the decision we were forced to make regarding Nick Senzel, so I would just like to address that.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Calling him up to Cincinnati would also greatly impact my goal of having 15 arms in the bullpen. It’s just business.

[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

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[Bob Castellini @RedsCEO]

Adult diapers

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