Andrea P. Schwartz

Art Director, Designer, Novice Photographer, Wannabe Chef

[Kenvue @kenvue]

📣 Exciting news: Here is Kenvue, the name for the planned new consumer health company, anticipated to launch in 2023. Home to the brands you know and love, an inclusive team, and an inspiring purpose: realize the extraordinary power of everyday care. https://t.co/JbSALsRR0F

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@TheBouqsCo I LOVE your gorgeous flower subscription. Any plan to make pet-friendly bouquets? I may have to cancel my subscription and I really don't want to 🐱

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@dashlane I upgraded my account to the family plan, but have been charged the full amount as if I was not a member. Hoping you can help.

[Matthew Schwartz @randomschmoe]

Vote for my startup of the year in Stamford, https://t.co/AFcl7KaSvU Currently placing first!!

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[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@AskCiti Why does it take FIVE phone calls and OVER FOUR WEEKS to retrieve old bank statements? @citibank, you alone are holding up time sensitive, governmental applications. I am infuriated!

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

Our talented design team has an opening for a Senior Designer!
This is a fantastic opportunity to work with not only the best group ever (no, seriously), but also for one of the most beloved brands, Zarbee's, and for the largest c…https://t.co/zWPJMHfYcT https://t.co/x3MELpGzAw

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@FirenzeMike @GOPLeader They all pretend. What a bunch of shitty actors. @RepMullin just did the same thing on @ABCNewsLive.

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@CornyOConnell @wfuv This is wonderfully uplifting. I’m loving the song choices....especially “hit the road jack”. You guys literally rock!!!

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@TheNewDomShow Not for four years now...

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

THIS x 1,000,000

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Facebook just banned Trump!

Retweet and tell @Twitter and @jack--

Suspending Trump for a FEW HOURS for inciting a violent attack on the U.S. Capitol is NOT ENOUGH.

Stop letting Trump use Twitter to incite violence and undermine democracy!

#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@eric_sundman @BeyondBlunt @itvnews Keep thinking just this - they’re posting on storyful and other social media - aren’t they incriminating themselves? I mean I hope so...

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

I normally love you, @Etsy, but I am ashamed you're letting sellers make money on "vsco" mood boards/collages. This is not craft. As a professional #GraphicDesigner I am also offended.

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@3liza_ray @VoicesMillion Report the junk here: https://t.co/GSi1MHSFpi

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@charcarson @VoicesMillion Report here: https://t.co/GSi1MHSFpi

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@VoicesMillion I've reported your messages to the FTC.

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@VoicesMillion From your propaganda-ridden site "A 40 day call to stop and pray every day to hear and release God’s heart for America during this election season." Fuck off and stop sending me spam text messages.

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@arlenparsa @BGrueskin “Your logo is wrong. The scarecrow needed the brain, not the cowardly lion.”

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@CityofStamford I see lots of very large tree branches on edges of properties. Is the city picking them up? Is there a plan?

[Andrea P. Schwartz @Redshine23]

@thisjenlewis Ack!!! Command Z! COMMAND ZZZZZ!!!!!