Red Forman

Red Forman. Im a dad of a dumbass son and a beautiful daughter. You mess with me, I will drill my foot in your ass. #PackerFan4Life

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Damn it! Kitty's menopause is acting up again.

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@eric70forman don't forget that you're also a dumbass

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

I just came from the liquor store. My finger is so tired from flipping people off.

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Hipity hopity Easter is on its way!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@FezThat70s also it would't kill you if I put pictures of my foot in your ass

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

"All you Need is Love."All you need is a job and a haircut!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

That kid is on dope

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Stupid kettlehead took all my beers! I'm going to kick his ass tomorrow!!!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@HeadForman what?!

[Kitty Forman @HeadForman]

Michael just stole a six pack of beers out of my refrigerator! That rascal!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, So anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass.

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

I miss my Corvette more than when I missed Eric while he was in Africa

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

#Dumbass

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@70sEricForman

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@That70s_Hyde shut it!

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@eric70forman

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

Stay in school, kids. And don't end up like Kelso

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

@Bob_Pinciotti_

[Red Forman @RedTht70s]

I will put my foot up your ass so hard it will make your nose bleed