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I try to be available for life to happen to me - Bill Murray

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Jim Carrey being an absolute menace on SNL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

President Trump has asked all Americans to call Sen. John Thune's office and ask - RESPECTFULLY - that he gets the SAVE America Act passed. The "respectfully" part was a little hard for me, but I did it.

Now it’s your turn: [phone]

[Westaf @Galsen_24]

This mother really tried to downplay locking her teen in a room with 30,000 bedbugs like it was just a "bad day" 🤯 Lock her up forever!

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 The Secret Service is reporting over 10K threats against Trump, as he prepares to attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tomorrow night!

He’s still going despite multiple assassination attempts in the past.

Writer: Claudio

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan visibly disturbed with historical investigator Timothy Alberino who just exposed the world’s biggest secret that there are real 12 foot giants living in Afghanistan that they don’t want you to know about:

ALBERINO: “This is a very dangerous topic to talk about. It’s easier to go to Antarctica than it is to go to Afghanistan.”

ROGAN: “Afghanistan is a very remote, mountainous place ran by warlords. They have Ancient Greek Temples there that nobody can study because it’s too dangerous.”

ALBERINO: “Nothing on this planet makes me more nervous than talking about specifically the Kandahar giant. I talk about UFOs, but the giants are what could land me in trouble.”

ROGAN: “Why’s that?”

ALBERINO: “People with high level clearance at the Pentagon will entertain talks with me about UFOs, but they literally warn me to be careful when I bring up Afghanistan giants.”

ROGAN: “Really. What do you make of that?”

ALBERINO: “I think there’s something supernatural going on here because nothing else makes sense.”

ROGAN: “There’s 8 foot tall humans though. There are actual giants that play for the NBA that we can see and meet.”

ALBERINO: “When I say giants I’m talking about 9-12 feet tall.”

ROGAN: “Devon Larratt who served over there told me they’re not just tall, but they’re also insanely wide as well. He said it was the biggest man he’s ever seen in his life.”

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨LATEST: marine biologist Dr Kathryn Ayres, a scientist at Beneath The Waves, in the Gulf of California, captured chaotic and beautiful footage of a female orca smashing into a 4,000 pound fish so hard that it exploded in a behavior that has never been captured on camera.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is why he is a sociopath

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨Holy Sh*t!! ELON MUSK just handed this jerk reporter her azz on a platter. 🤣🤣🤣

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🔥 AWESOME! Elon Musk MIC DROPS this reporter accusing him of being "far right"

"It's actually just NORMAL PEOPLE...here are the principles. Which sound terrible? We should have secure borders, safe cities, and sensible spending."

"Which of those 3 are 'far right?'"

"I'd like to admonish YOU and the MEDIA for the ABSURD characterization of the far right. It is FALSE, MISLEADING, and NONSENSE! KEEP THIS PART IN!"

LFG @ElonMusk!

"Literally, you could go back 10 or 15 years, and these policies were completely normal. In fact, one of the tricks that I think is funny is to take a speech from Obama and Hillary, and then go to someone who's on the lunatic left, and say, 'what do you think of the speech by Trump?'"

"They're like, oh, wow, he's the worst person ever. Actually, that was the speech by Obama! Or Hillary!"

Nailed it.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Orcas have been heard mimicking human speech. A study found that when prompted, the marine mammal could replicate the sounds.

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Everyone in Texas right now

[Pulcy @Pulcys]

Video of streamer Clavicular graduating middle school online during the COVID pandemic has resurfaced😳

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Greasy Gavin and Bonehead Bonta are the real life slick-haired archetypal douchebag villains we've seen in every movie.

Now they're coming to destroy the Hollywood for good, over petty politics.

The Paramount sabotage is...way worse than you think.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Fitness icon Jillian Michaels just told a national audience that nicotine is not the villain you were told it was.

Michaels says it enhances cognitive performance, curbs appetite, and admits she's a user herself.

She even laid out her own personal nicotine protocol.

MICHAELS: "It has cognitive benefits, unquestionably, and when not abused, there really is no reason not to utilize it."

"The patch is the least addictive method... You want to do it from dawn till dusk. You want to stop when the sun goes down so you're not overstimulated. You want to do 5 days on, 2 days off, so your body doesn't desensitize to it."

"Nicotine comes from a green tomato plant. It can help curb appetite, can help with cognitive enhancement, memory, focus, recall. I'm not saying it's a health food. It's a tool."

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

We've all heard the warning, don't mess with a Mama Bear's cubs... or there'll be hell to pay. "Hell," of course, being the polite version folks use when they're trying not to scare the neighbors. Because let's be honest, there's no such thing as "hell " when a Mama Bear gets involved. That's full blown, no holds barred, you should've minded your business territory. I've seen it up close. Just instinct and love, pure and simple. 💛

[Nickole 🫧 @NicksB1a]

🚨 Lo más ASQUEROSO que veran hoy!! 👀🤢

Mujer con pies llenos de HONGO!! Esto pasó en el comedor de un CRUCERO!🤢🤮❌❌❌🤮
Por cosas como éstas es que JAMÁS uso cubiertos de acero inoxidable en comedores públicos!❌
¡Siempre pido desechables!
¡Que ascooooo! 😭🤢🤮🤮🤮

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨WOW: President Bill Clinton has COPIED President Trump's signature red 45-47 hat, now wearing a red 42 hat.

Trump owns our culture and style, and if you can't beat them, join them!

Even Bill Clinton can't deny it.