My frd: Hey enga da poninga..? En thambi enga..?
Me: Iru da ippa thaan avan jattiya thedittu irukkan.. varuvan🙈
My frd: Ama rendu perum ulla poi ena paninga..?
Me: Summa pesittu iruthom da😁
My frd: Jatti kaanama pora alavukku ena pesuninga..? First vaaiya thoda😏
Me: sorry da😋
My bi bud makes tea for me:😍☕️
Me: Hey unmaiya sollu tea la ena kalantha.. oru mathiri irukku☕️💧
Bi Bud: Ellam unaku pudichadhu thaan da nalla taste panu thick ha adichi oothirukken💦😁
Me: Theriyum da nee tea poda ivlo neram agumbothey nee intha mathiri thaan echum pannuvanu😣
My sister's son loved sleeping beside me when he was 4 or 5 years old. Now that he's 15, our relationship has changed in a way that makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Me: Hey naa unaku mama da..😣
Nephew: Inimay naa thaan unaku mama😁
Me: Ana ithu thappu da😕
Nephew: Paravala sappu🍌
On a crowded train🚉 a stranger I didn't know reached inside my pants from behind and kept groping my butt🍑
Me: Aiyo uncle ena panringa...🥵
Uncle: Un suuththu semmaiya irukku di😁
Me: Neenga en pinnadi nondurathu enaku munnadi oluguthu🙈💦
Uncle: Apo vaa train toilet ku polam😍
Today I finished work early and came back to my room. When I got there, the door was locked but the window was open. Looking through the window, I saw my roommate sniffing my dirty underwear while fabbing. Me Seeing that made my 3inch di*k become erect and it started leaking.🍌💦