Reechqa

CS:GO Manager for @Vendetta_GGs

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

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[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

@RustyRollCasino @StowellLucien @md262csgo

[Thorin @Thorin]

If someone hated CS:GO and wanted to say "fuck you!" to every true fan here's what they'd do:

-Get hosting rights for the last ever major
-Ignore YNk and put some bozo podcast guy in his spot
-Ignore Heccu and force a single language pbp caster to do loser interviews
-Hire one of the worst humans to ever work in esports and don't even ask them to make a basic mea culpa for years of immoral and unethical behaviour exploiting pros and scene legends for attention
-Let the crowd cheat at near unprecedented levels, incl. through play-offs
-Schedule huge series for teams like FaZe and Na'Vi early EU time to sabotage viewership numbers
-Make the trophy a wank 3D printed piece of tacky plastic looking shit. Small too!
-Play a segment during biggest matches sniffing their own farts about how innovative making said shit trophy is
-Interview winners before the trophy lift to kill the peak of the energy release
-Skip making high quality hype and docu content
-Condense the whole major down to two weeks to maximise flukes and variance
-Put smooya in the showmatch with legends
-Have the producer cut away from tense defuses and post-time kills to show player faces and the crowd
-Play the winning moment music a few times before games have even ended
-Don't give Harry and Hugo a good play-off series
-Put short analysts in the center and tall ones at the side to maximally fuck the perspective and distract from their analysis
-Use a rolling play-off schedule with two series a day so no fan can schedule watching the second series
-Tech issues still on finals day icing the start of the final
-Spend money having a nobody coach, whose team didn't qualify, interviewed and promote it endlessly on stream

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[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

@C9CSGO nice come back, ty for -300 $

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

@md262csgo he is kinda dumb

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

Solo Prem | 30s delay https://t.co/iaVKCStax5

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

FACEIT /w BeastZ, toto, Roman | 30s delay https://t.co/iaVKCStImD

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ESEA Open w/ FraudHLTV | 120s delay https://t.co/iaVKCStax5

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

VALORANT /w PandaL https://t.co/iaVKCStImD

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

Faciet w/ Attery, catt, zxnE, KOSMO5 | PL/EN/RU https://t.co/iaVKCStax5

[Reechqa @Reechqa_csgo]

@ApolloSC2 Vilnius

[fraudhltv @fraudhltv]

REPORT: NaVi demands a replay of their quater-finals match vs Furia as s1mple swears he was being DDOS'ed

"I know it's LAN, but you won't understand. Just look at how many shots I missed. This wouldn't happen normally"

[fraudhltv @fraudhltv]

BREAKING: First ever tier50 cs boxing match to be held in Lithuania on september 30th. @Poloolpp (300kg) vs @Reechqa_csgo (80kg)
For betting reach us out in DMs!