COOKIE_THO

Moze had jungle fever so I fucked her till she died

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Curling is a sport for real men that don't need no bitch in they lives just a metal block and a broom

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

Whenever I got them real life troubles I put on my beats and pop in kidz bop 6 and get hazy doe

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

I may be a parody account but at least I'm tweetin shit cookie would say niqqa

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

When somebody uses the term ratchet I look em straight in the eye and fuck their sister

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

Hey motherfuckers I'm back so tell all your homeboys

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I shit my pants everytime the clock says 1234

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Basketball aint a sport to play for a nigga that's gotta shit

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

Niggas that disrespect Welches fruitsnacks get capped in our school

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That rhino that is laggin behind in Jumanji deff just finished smokin that jungle kush

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#HowToReplyToILoveYou when do I get to see your tits?

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

The poops where you don't have to wipe>>>

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Brb shootin rocket launchers at the moon

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RT if you would fuck the shit outta the blond chick on scrubs

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I wish babies enjoyed being mimes as much as mimes enjoy being mimes because they need to shut the fuck up

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When marley was dyin in marley in me, I was all HAAAAA LOOK AT OWEN WILSONS NOSE

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If my mom was a victoria secret angel I'd still tap that

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I wake up everyday and thank god for the 10 pound weights at the gym because that's all I can use

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I start tweeting again and I LOSE a follower, now how the fuck does that shit happen

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fuck man now that hostess outta business no more twinkie kush from coconutheads mom

[COOKIE_THO @Reefer_Cookies]

I'm that type a nigga to spread open ya sistas vagina and puke in it