His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
the mousegirl bartender gave me my drink by balancing it on her head and saying "for you it's on the mouse" but afterwards she made me pay for it which undermined the pun so i ended up waiting in the back alley for her shift to end and i shot her twelve times.
Long-Time customer Ms. Eunice was banned for life this morning after bringing oatmeal from home to eat on our patio. Eunice knows damn well we have wide variety of tolerable breakfast items available for purchase.
As this completely defeats the purpose of our partnership with Quaker Oats, Ms. Eunice can eat at home like a normal person for the rest of her meaningless existence.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally-