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[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[OB @orangishbanana]

Canadians be like ice capp with chocolate milk.

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

can i come over and fuck up your rooms feng shui

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro release your inhibitions

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I would never kill any birds let alone Two with A Stone

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

World Cup in Toronto will be insane tbh one trip to osmows could eliminate Germany from the competition

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Coconut water taste like it's been in someone else's mouth

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

one could say I'm stocked up

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your email finds me dazed and confused