Reese Gilchrist

I make twitters.

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So I started a YouTube channel. Idk felt cute, might delete later https://t.co/rnKPAXbDOe via @YouTube

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White people will talk about how they took 4 years of Spanish and still mispronounce “chile relleno”

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“Yes” was the best birthday present I could have ever asked for @janespeaks @ The Ritz-Carlton, Dallas https://t.co/16VZGI8FcU

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Horoscope girls will be like “lol I don’t really believe any of this stuff” and then complain about working with too many Virgo’s because the moon was in retrograde

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Got my second vaccine today. Would’ve gotten to more if those cops didn’t stop me

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Do we know who won America’s Next Top Old White Man yet?

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Why would I call you Al if your name is Paul Simon?

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Dog food commercials: “don’t you want to make your best friend happy?”
Cat food commercials: “don’t you want to seduce your cat?”

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Something something fly something something the world is dying. Something.

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Horton Hears a Who! Because He Has Tinnitus By Dr. Seuss

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My gf though this was a cute nickname... turns out it means sofa

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I’ve been Pooh bear-ing it more (wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms) and it’s scary how many times I’ve almost gone out on my front lawn

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This whole COVID thing has really made me take for granted the times when I could cough and sneeze on people

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Why does my girlfriend think it’s hilarious that I had a bunny named Chandler Bing?

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Imagine seeing a guinea pig in the wild

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Hmm

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@cpJambeezee Ken burns keeps asking if we have the footage

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Man, y’all hear about politics? Crazy stuff

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My girlfriend just told me I’ve been listening to too much “MMMbop” by Hanson, so there’s that.

[Reese Gilchrist @Reeses_pieces77]

Hell yeah my favorite character, Mario/skyscraper!

[Reese Gilchrist @Reeses_pieces77]

I drunkenly bought a set of tech decks and I have to say... way to go me. Solid purchase. Hit me up if you want to shred.