gary from teen mom

never been served, if memory serves

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

electric cars sound exactly like what i imagine you hear as you’re dying

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@Ashleymetica first stream should be you guys watching some clips from the show. have you seen your rap battle yet?

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter @TrueAnonPod @RepJeffries this looked like fred the elephant boy and gilbert gottfried from a distance

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@Blutman27 @PFTCommenter

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@Blutman27 @PFTCommenter you sick fuck, she goes to VET SCHOOL!!!

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@PFTCommenter i haven’t checked your replies in years, i am utterly baffled that people are still reacting to the typos

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@MattZylbert hey matt, when can we expect the most anticipated bet in all of north america for today?

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

it’s time we cut our losses on those bathroom hand dryers. we tried it, didn’t work, no one needs to go to jail over it or anything, let’s just move on

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@courtneymahon hey, do you still check twitter at all? could you let me know if you see this? just have a quick question about something you posted a long time ago

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

whooaa, a fat gay bear, whooaa-oh, sittin on a chair

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@TMZ who are the five best slappers of all time?

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

the SAG Awards? yeah what’s that for, your mom’s tits?

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

you ever get so desperate for spring that you sincerely go back to see what the groundhog said

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@FrankHassleYT burt is the funniest person of all time #fishtanklive

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@wigger if you could film an alternate version of payton's horrible acting at the bar then that'd be sufficient

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

i love when people apologize and they’re like “that’s not who i am.” like bro that’s literally who you are. you’re the guy from the thing

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

mfs eatin fried dinosaur head for dinner

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

i bought a frozen burrito and the instructions were to either microwave for 2 minutes or put it in the oven for 38 minutes. surely there is a middle ground for us to find here

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

kids these days would rather “hawk tuah” than “tawk thruah” problem with their parents

[gary from teen mom @ReesesPuffDaddy]

@borntopiss @chairperson