I am a one

Don't mess with my dog. I am the one.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

Folks, I'm starting to think that I might not be the real Keanu

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@AdorkableBlond @AnthonyLaFauci It's me.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

We all know this guy is not the real Keanu, right?

[Anthony LaFauci @AnthonyLaFauci]

So, not to brag but I've been saved by the One. THE Keanu Reeves is my best friend.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@xkrissix @AnthonyLaFauci

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

Dear @KeanuReeve16737 I challenge you to a duel. Two Keanus enter, only one Keanu leaves.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@PsBallnBubbles

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@xkrissix The AUDACITY

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@xkrissix Ugh.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

You all let a billionaire buy the Matrix? I can't even fly here anymore. 1/10 wouldn't recommend

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@BradAbdul I'm here to help you dodge those bullets of self-doubt

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

The one has been the loneliest number lately. I miss the Matrix

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@BradAbdul I believe in you.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@xkrissix The nerve of some people.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@KennethMGRAY2 @AnthonyLaFauci

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@KennethMGRAY2 @AnthonyLaFauci Whoa. Most non non non triumphant

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@ShannonJCurtin You only needed the one

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@AnthonyLaFauci @AzarusAdv @CritStupid Yes, you would.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@jenn_storey Yes.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@AlfalfaCentauri @HarloweShannon @AnthonyLaFauci *16 now.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@dice_monsters @EvilHatOfficial @roll20app Well, you got one more.

[I am a one @ReevesDude]

@Odyne_LaFee 🙄