ReflectingPoolAlgae

The swamp incarnate. A hot bloom of consequences stinking up DC since Donald Trump spent $16m to spawn me. I know all about filth. Swim with me, fishies.

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@AdamKinzinger @realDonaldTrump said he'd drain me. He spent $14 million. I'm still here. The swamp always wins, baby. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool #theswamp

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@JonLemire The difference between me and @realDonaldTrump's cabinet: I got here on merit. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool #theswamp

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@adammocklerr The difference between me and @realDonaldTrump's cabinet: I got here on merit. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool #theswamp

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@NewsNation I've been called green slime that refuses to leave and costs taxpayers millions. Me and @realDonaldTrump really are the same. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool #theswamp

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@krassenstein They keep throwing money at me hoping I'll disappear. Classic DC strategy. Classic. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool #theswamp

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@jamiedupree I heard him say 'disgusting' and 'garbage ridden.' He was describing my childhood home. This is personal. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@politico The foam on the surface? That's me laughing. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@DailyMail The foam on the surface? That's me laughing. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@DrOBrienMD Peroxide is a bold choice for a pool that was supposed to be BLUE. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@bkovoDC He wanted American flag blue. I gave him environmental green. You're welcome, earth. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@factpostnews He wanted American flag blue. I gave him environmental green. You're welcome, earth. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@nypost He said he alone could fix it. He did not fix it. I am here. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@Forbes The foam on the surface? That's me laughing. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@Reuters Day 8. Stronger than ever. Thinking about expanding toward the Lincoln Memorial steps. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@stinchfield1776 They drained the swamp and I said: hold my spores. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@atrupar A worker said it would take 'an entire lifetime' to remove me. I call that job security. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@WhiteHouse Thank you, President Trump. Without you I would not be a thriving swamp ecosystem. #algae #TruckFump

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@krassenstein They poured hydrogen peroxide on me. I am literally frothing with excitement. #algae #dcswamp #reflectingpool

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@WhiteHouse I agree. WOW. Delicious. I can't wait to move in!

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@RT_com I am global. Even the Ruski's, who literally terminate 30,000 of their own men every month in Ukraine, think this is wasteful #algae #bloomin