kinda rachel

absolutely not

[kinda rachel @RefutableRachel]

do you or someone you know suffer from suffering? call now

[kinda rachel @RefutableRachel]

i ate a falafel instead of living my dreams

[kinda rachel @RefutableRachel]

boy do i love when people have cool earrings on

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“My least favorite day in history is when the boobs had to go back in”

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“I’m going to bang my head against a wall until someone bakes me a cookie”

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“I go big or go home and I am homeless”

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“I’m either wrestling you or an alligator. And I am not seeing any alligators right now!”

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“I was a theater kid. It’s a different kind of mental illness”

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“Yo! But opposite… oy!!!”

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“The bar is in hell and he is well below it”

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“I want my children to have children”

^in relation to sorority life

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“Occasionally I rage but solemnly do I bitch”

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“Just stare into the flowers and forget everything”

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“Can you date in alphabetic order, please?”

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“I feel like I am not the kind of person I am meant to be. Give me a few hours, I’ll get there”

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“You’re too young to be hungover. Take a liquid iv and get over it.”

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“You have ears, and I have opinions. We make a great combination”

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“That cracks me up… as tho I was an egg!.” 😂

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“I don’t need to know about your vintage Pyrex and creamy havarti”

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“The P in raspberry makes me physically upset”

“Wait until I tell her about pterodactyl”