Black Beard

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

This plays like a scene from The Office.

Who’s telling him to do this stuff?
Like anyone cares how big the pool is? 😂

[João Vítor @Joao_Matos98]

MAYE I DIGG IN YO BROWN BOUTTE OFFENSE GONNA FEED FAMILIES

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Happy AJ brown day

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@WEEI Where can I buy that hoodie

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

When did $500/month become the new “affordable”

[Jesse Peltan @JessePeltan]

I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten.

A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Hell yeah brother

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

🇯🇵 We're going to build a massive army armed with nuclear weapons and there's nothing you communists can do about it.

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@JMDHeisman Probably can’t jump high either

[Frank @SaksLikely]

Nigga who getting the first baskets today??

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Been saying this, he has the resume, about to be 24, 3 years to develop and flashed multiple times last season with competent qb play

[Pats Planet 🪐 @PatsPlanet_]

Hot take: I still believe Kayshon Boutte can be a WR1 in this league.

He’s only 23 (turns 24 in May) heading into Year 4, and we started to see real development and chemistry with Drake Maye.

2026 watch for Boutte’s breakout year.

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Weren’t they just boasting about birth rates dropping to an unsustainable rate?

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Birth control pills are now listed as a Group 1 cancer-causing agent, per WHO.

[Gatsby @ZachGatsby]

🚨REPORT: A.J. Brown Prefers Trade to Patriots

Per @NEPinsider: Brown’s camp has told the Eagles he’d prefer a move to New England if traded.

Philly has an offer from NE on the table, but Howie Roseman is holding out to see if the Pats sweeten the deal. Brown wants to be in Foxboro! #Patriots

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@grok No- I mean the accounts that include “show more” as a form of click bait.

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@grok how do I stop being shown posts by accounts with a blue check that keep their posts short and end with “show more”

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@grock how do I stop seeing hypothetical patriot trade proposals for Aj Brown and Max Crosby

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Seahawks should see how many 1sts they can get from the Jets for Sam darnold

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Pay him

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨PROJECTION: New England #Patriots cornerback Christian Gonzalez is projected to sign a four-year, 160 MILLION DOLLAR deal this offseason.

This is an average annual value of $40 million.

This would make Gonzo the highest-paid CB ever at 23. Agent 0 is an All-Pro & Pro Bowler.

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Inaccurate throws, but also just not get

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

Dude made a meaningless vote when there was a clear 2 person race. Then had a tweet saved in drafts voluntarily announcing it? This wasn’t about voting for the MVP, it was to promote his name in media. This is worse than letting fans vote imo.

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

I was the Justin Herbert vote.

The guy had the worst offensive line in the NFL all season and despite that he was working miracles in almost every single game.

Stafford's OL became 2/5ths as bad as Herbert's for 5 minutes and he became a turnover howitzer.

He embodied 'value'.

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

This is what I imagine when I picture the dudes who run 5k follower nba twitter accounts

[Keyvibinn @keyvibinn]

@NFL_DovKleiman Ts is frying me😂😂😂😂😂

[Black Beard @Regimental_Bro]

@RightPulseNewss Sweet - but how does 31 billion go unaccounted for?