Regina

[Regina @Regina_]

http://t.co/NRM9iDLkKy My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!

[Regina @Regina_]

http://t.co/YL3M4Zw1 Million Dollar hipster food idea: Insta.ham

[Regina @Regina_]

I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. http://t.co/5yMdFJou

[Regina @Regina_]

http://t.co/CquYpgpt A real "nonstop flight" would be terrifying.

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http://t.co/ByutOpte Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now.

[Regina @Regina_]

I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. http://t.co/wAkaSdgf

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i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes. http://t.co/OAfqERMq

[Regina @Regina_]

http://t.co/aM1VjjG6 I'm going to hell in so many different religions.

[Regina @Regina_]

http://t.co/es4dXv71 I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.