Just Dave

“To this day, I still don't get the punchline.”
♥: @LEGALLYARAPTOR_

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Rumor has it if you light a candle in your closet and chant "Hussie" 8 times...

nothing will happen

and you'll feel stupid.

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Rumor has it if you light a candle in your closet and chant "Hussie" 8 times...

nothing will happen

and you'll feel stupid.

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

"Where's my god damn microphone-?"

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//TEREZI MUN FORGIVE ME

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

"Listen-."

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

"I was asleep."

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

"....? What?"

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

> And just like that, they're back on.

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

==> Dave: Remove your sunglasses.

> Upon removal, you discover that sPIDERS ARE ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

@EmperorAmpora //ME

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//*beats the cobwebs off of this account*

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Congratulations. https://t.co/OzRlHnGb78

[:๏) ﻮค๓չєє 💜 ๓คкคгค (๏: @HoNkBrOtHeR]

//I have been blessed by the pride of Philbert.
I feel so...blessed.
:o) https://t.co/2wN2pJ01zf

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Proud of you. https://t.co/xQgFUU5Q3w

[:๏) ﻮค๓չєє 💜 ๓คкคгค (๏: @HoNkBrOtHeR]

//Some gay shit.
:o)

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Oh Heck.

It's been 22,000 years.

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//hello phonsie-

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Well-
All jokes aside. I completely forgot about this account (and a vast majority of my other HSRP accounts-).

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//Account Activity? What's that?

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

"I'm dying, Squirtle."

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

@xTerezi_PyropeX > One more dramatic groan.

"I'm having 'Terezi Withdrawals'. A very fatal virus that can only be cured by..."

> You pinch her horn.

"Movie nights with my gf..."

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

> Dramatically lay on top of @xTerezi_PyropeX.

"Tz. I'm dying. On the inside.
Blehhhhh..."

[Just Dave @RegnumArcana]

//This is what months of exposure to "Orca on a stroll" does to a man.

H e l p https://t.co/rhFtKKmyCZ