Regular Pete Lopez

Maybe my life isn't that bad and that it’s just my amazing internet existence outshining it

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Fun USA soccer facts

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

I'm tired of losing lotto. Who runs this, FIFA?

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

@TuneInToGoonan I think they are just getting started

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Love this couple, 5 drinks with no food waiting for subway. Clearly they must be hammered

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

I am so tired, just shut the tariff up

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Ever wanna post a photo of your whereabouts, not to showoff, just in case 5 years later you have an alibi for where you where? #incaseifofaMyCousinVinny

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

In the history of tv shows, there's never been an urn that hasn't eventually been accidentally spilled over

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Saw this middle conatainer being tossed out near my building, anyone want? Looks like a great place to house snacks

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

@TuneInToGoonan Punishment fits the crime, rehabilitation of my imaginary ways

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Are we allowed to say, I wish someone died in their imaginary helicopter crash or is that promoting violence?

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

@TuneInToGoonan Purely in an imaginary tragedy sense

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

On my 8th listening of Party in the USA, top that America

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

@J_NO23 @TuneInToGoonan I'm in charge of tickets at Brooklyn Paramount!

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Fighting sleep, I know my phone apps are waiting so they can jumble around to different screens

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Hindsight idea, using a water pitcher to fill empty ice cube trays already in freezer. Probably less floor puddles and wet socks

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Just came back from park after running a mile for every president.....if it was 1837, I got to Andrew Jackson

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

@J_NO23 @TuneInToGoonan In!

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

There's only so many good sandwiches in life, remember when you're one

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

Girlfriend did not change the calendars tonight, gonna be a mess tomorrow. Could be mid March when I wake up. Who knows

[Regular Pete Lopez @RegPLo]

The hardest part of staying awake for a full calendar year is the first night