Gary

Buffoon. Default nord. Boring cishet. I like heavy metal, 80s pop and computer games. He/Him.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

Say what you want about Charles Xavier. When you ask him for masturbation tips you get an enthusiastic response.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz I wonder if any members of the band A were kicked out of Metallica at some point.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cunts

[Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly]

Thank you, @elonmusk

@TheOnion

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz - John Petrucci, 2010.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@Tantacrul @ChiliPeppers There is some of Nirvana's really moody downbeat stuff I actually enjoy, like Polly and Something In The Way. But back then I felt like it was expected that if you weren't listening to pop music, you MUST like Nirvana and it didn't click with me.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@Tantacrul @ChiliPeppers I think a lot of it is hearing too much of it and petty bitterness about how popular they were when I was a teen and I didn't know anyone who was into the metal and prog stuff I was into. And having to play Smells Like Teen Spirit in the school rehearsal room every day.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz I saw them last night at a sporting arena and made the joke that the event was James, Rob & Kirk vs Lars' sense of rhythm. (No but srsly I loved it for nostalgia and remembering my dad taking me to see them in 1997 when I was 11).

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz I love seeing people learn this for the first time, or a friend mentioning they watched Barbarian or Weapons and introducing them to WKUK. Unfortunately it's usually the sketch with a grape soda mascot and I've had mixed reactions.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@VK_HM God, I miss Due South

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz And all this vegetable world appeared on my left foot

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@YesYoureRacist End of Hereditary unnerved the hell out of me and wouldn't have been nearly as good if them cultists were clothed.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@spiderwebsoft I adore a lot of those games, I had fun getting the parrying down in Sekiro and Lies of P, but I get so embarrassed by that shit. It makes me sad when I ask someone if they have played DS and they say they want to like it but haven't played it because of the reputation.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@exportablediz His stuff was so important to me growing up that quoting it became a second language. I still have those quotes in my head.

[Gary @RegretElemental]

@leighalexander I've been thinking about going back to PP because I never finished it. This is me just finding out it has multiple endings. It was a new kind of horror and it made me feel so uncomfortable.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

My geode must be acknowledged.

[Dirtybird Person @atlfalcon89]

@Criminalsimpson

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking autistic