Reid Sullivan

I Am Man. I am Husband. I am Father. I Am Groot.

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

I love how @hyvee got rid of the 6 self-checkout lanes(due to theft) and opted to put in 4 “express” lanes instead, which are NEVER open and I have to wait In one of the two(SOMETIMES 3 if I’m lucky) lines…. So efficient.

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

I appreciated the fact when I went to the store to stock up on @jockofuel GO, the Pink Lemonades rang up as “PINK MIST”

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

You know what I miss?.. I miss the days when @hulu was free.. yeah it had ads, but you didn’t have to pay for the ads..

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

@FedEx so when someone pays extra for 2day shipping… that just means y’all will TRY and get it to me by the end of the week… got it

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Wait… Protests usually have merch?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Does Tylenol affect pregnant men the same way?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Wait…. Jimmy Kimmel is off the air indefinitely… i thought he would have been gone with his joke wanting the anti-covid vaxers to die… I remember the “rest in peace wheezy”.. but not divisive right?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

@elonmusk question about @Tesla ‘s have y’all tried putting an axle into an alternator on all 4 of the wheels to create somewhat of a charge for the battery as the vehicle is just driving down the road? That way it gives a regenerative charge

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Now that I think about it.. I basically need @Target ‘s Lifescapes section to fall asleep now.. you know the little wooden stand of cd’s and a push button demo with pictures of the Grand Canyon,some waves and an eagle in flight.. located between the greeting cards and towels

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Drinking Game(Blackout edition): listen to the @ShawnRyanShow with @CAgovernor (Newsom) and take a drink whenever “Goddamn” is said..

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Man.. with all this Tesla and Elon Musk hate… wait until you find out who gave Henry Ford a medal during WWII.

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Do you think that all the @elonmusk and Tesla hate is being perpetuated by the Climate Change agenda people to get holdout conservative people to finally buy electric cars? On another note, Elon.. hear me out… electrified sentry mode?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

The more I’m on this app, the more I realize that, maybe the closures of state run asylums was a bad thing.

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

12hrs…. Some of yall were so upset for 12hrs… it was somewhat soothing.. now back to shitty dances

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

Sooooo….. I guess the theme of 2025 is Fire & Ice?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

So…. @VancityReynolds how does it feel to have church choirs, inadvertently, singing “like a prayer”?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

#Netflix is giving me late 90’s vibes and I’m waiting on a picture to download and someone keeps picking up the phone

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

At what point is it just narcissism to film yourself upset and crying?

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

So many words to say nothing of substance.

[Reid Sullivan @ReidSullivan]

@Walmart question for you…. WHY DO I HAVE TO SHOW MY ID TO BUY WD-40??