Reid Martin

if you boop the bop, will the bop boop you?

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

Fall/Winter 2022 depression collection about to drop. Who’s coppin?

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

I step on my squatty potty the same way I step on a skateboard. Do with that information as you want. Live, Laugh, Love it

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

Corn is the only food you can truly borrow

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

Harry and Harold. Larry and Larold. Lactose intolerant means no dairy, one might say no Dairold.

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

This was the apex of human civilization

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

I wonder what an anteater was called before they started slurping them ants?

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

Caramel
Cara Mel
Cara Mel Gibson
Cara Delevingne Mel Gibson

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

How is it 2021 and we still have zipper boners

[Aiden Skillstad @AidenSkillstad]

You’re a joke bro, always have been, always will be

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

@sam_rathe Without insta stories we’d still be in the Stone Age

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

I need to know

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

https://t.co/El28N32qip

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

It’s that time of year again, wondering if the toilet seat is porcelain, or if you sat on some piss

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

You should have to pay more taxes if you have 20/20 vision

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

Thank god for Christmas conception

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

I’m turning 21 in September, and I still have no idea what an artichoke is. It looks like a vegetable, but sounds like a fish.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

damn these 1918 bros had good style. also wear a mask.

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

For da bois

[Reid Martin @ReidyWeedy]

How do you pronounce “CREEK?”