Lord Reith

Lord Reith. The original BBC Director-General. My mission: Inform, educate, entertain. Accept no alternatives.

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

#bbctourguides on strike over 17% pay cuts. The tour guides are invaluable to the organisation. They inform, educate and entertain.

[Julie Addy @addyjulie]

@prodnose thanks 4 supportive Message re bbc tour guides on strike. Shame on @tonyblackburn - quote: "17% pay cut? Ur lucky to have jobs!"

[Gigastar P.A. @DameEdnaPossum]

The BBC begged me to be the #newDG. But I said "No darlings, I'm far too busy. Give it to Tony Hall. He needs the work!" #puttingothersfirst

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

Reith here. Glad to see the end of 'I'm the DG, Get Me Out Of Here'.New man seems decent. And he's a peer. Good show, Hall. #newDG

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

This is Reith calling. Children In Need. Excellent work, people. That is all. #CiN

[Gigastar P.A. @DameEdnaPossum]

Gd morning, possums! It's #ff time! Check out these gorgeous gigastars @dolliehenry @agaqueen @gmorsleymezzo @benleeviolin & @Reith_lectures

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

@DameEdnaPossum @DollieHenry @agaqueen @GMorsleyMezzo @BenLeeViolin

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

Considering Dame Edna as new #DG. A cultured, intellectual, refined woman with a moral compass & family values. And fabulous glasses. #bbc

[Gigastar P.A. @DameEdnaPossum]

The search begins for a new #BBC #DirectorGeneral, possums. Someone from the media world who is admired & authoritative - Dame Edna! #DGDE

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

Memo from Reith. Happy Birthday dear old Auntie. 'The best of everything to the greatest number of homes'. Lest we not forget. J.C.W Reith.

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

This is Reith calling. Memo to Davie. Get a grip. And a tie, man. Reith

[Lord Reith @Reith_lectures]

This is Reith calling.. Don't get too comfy, Mr Davie, I'm back. My old office. Tomorrow. 9 am sharp. Your obedient servant. J.C.W Reith