Rejected Haikus

There are many things.
I wish to tell all of you
how great are haikus
5/7/5

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Sometimes drink gets you/your stomach flip flops from wine/cab bouncy. I'm sick! #haikumagic #haiku #poetry #vomitus

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Love in the bathroom/ love in the elevator/love. Fuck love. Good times. #haikumagic. #haiku #poetry

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Alcohol brings love/by love I meant good fuckin/ Love? No. Good funkin! #poetry #haiku #haikumagic

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Water is drank when drunk/why must I be so silly/more wine. Yes. You bet.

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I like to be choked/fingers around my white neck/passing out is next. #haikumagic #haiku #werewasted #goodtimes

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Sometimes you get full/from eating way to much steak/oh hell. Dine and dash. #haiku #haikumagic #soooodelicious

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It's been a while...

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You sit and you count/and you believe you got five/last line was just four. #haikumagic #obvslasthaikuneededaredo #notgoodatmath #poetry

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Once there was a man/who talked like he just might float/way too much hot air. #haikumagic #backfromlongtrip #letsdosomefivesevenfiveyo

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Sitting. Waiting. Closed/Eyes so shut they're wide open/Where the hell's the bus? #haiku #haikumagic #poetry

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Just passed "walls alive"/that is a scary store front/cause there are monsters #haiku. #haikumagic. #poetry

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Round one to this guy/sung across the valley floor/this guy broke his leg.

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Cold, and a little/spent from the quick dodging of/snowflakes. So, so hard.

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Snow snow snow snow snow/snowing snowing snowing snow/fuck I hate snow. Bah.
#haiku #haikumagic #poetry #snowingtodayandnotevenhaloween

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Hilarious jam/on the busy road to work/caused by a Vespa
#haiku #haikumagic #poetry

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When a child screams loud/and we rush to the scene fast/he broke my ipod. #100ThingsIhate #haikumagic #haiku #poetry

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Ottawa blends gold/And the ones that do the blend/Sleep during debate.

#haiku #haikumagic #ottawa #poetry #cmonthatsfunnycauseitstrue

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Lemons can bring joy/unless life gives them to you/Life is an asshole.

#haiku #haikumagic #poetry #haikusarehard

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Haikus bring you joy/Haikus bring more joy than sex/Wait. That's not true. Wow.
#haiku #haikumagic #poetry #sexstillruleswaymorethanhaikus

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When music is played/Loud, in your ear, with some pain/Take out the ear buds.
#haiku #haikumagic #nowplaying #poetry #Icanthearyou