Hope S.

Eat Christians because you are what you eat and you need Jesus

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2019 is 50% complete.

[Satan @s8n]

Stop killing the planet because you won’t be getting another one.

[Ken Plume @KenPlume]

Yeah. This. All of this.

[Dr Grandayy @grandayy]

I had to

[Hope S. @RejectedNoodle]

The coolest part about having your own house must be the fact that you can just scream whenever you want to

[Hope S. @RejectedNoodle]

If you read those warrior cat books in elementary school you probably either had A) a furry phase or B) a strong love for FNAF (or both)

[Hope S. @RejectedNoodle]

There will never be another piece of literature that is as dumbfounding and hilarious to me as that crappy "Who Was Phone?!" creepypasta from back in the day

[Hope S. @RejectedNoodle]

Are armpit farts just a myth? I swear to God I've never met or seen anyone in real life that could genuinely pull off an armpit fart. The matrix really trying to mess me up with this one

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

sheep gfs #PokemonSwordShield

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

I'm famous

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

relatives: so... you tweet for a living?
me:

[tim @FlamingButtWind]

broke: celebrating Marble Hornets' 10th anniversary on June 20th

woke: celebrating Entry #9's 10th anniversary on July 19th (my screen debut)

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

When your gas is on E and only inferior gas stations are in sight

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

I was glad to see the House passed the #EqualityAct today, bringing us one step closer to equality for LGBTQ folks across our country. Everyone deserves equality under the law. Period.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

No one should have to worry that they might go to the doctor and be denied the care they need. Everyone should have access to quality, affordable healthcare, regardless of their circumstances or the personal beliefs of the person providing their care.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

We shouldn’t be limiting the right for women to make their own healthcare decisions. That’s why I’ll veto the bills passed by the Assembly last week if they arrive on my desk. It’s time to listen to women. #StopTheBans

[conan gray @conangray]

the internet is so exhausting we are too connected from now on i only accept messages in wax sealed letters sent via the extinct carrier pigeon thnx

[𝑒 @jacquemuis]

my opinion on the james charles, jeffree star, and tati scandal is that we have only one decade left to get climate change under control before our planet is fucked

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Fun fact:

Gambling is illegal in Hawaii but totally legal in Nevada.

Question:

Should Hawaii be able to prosecute Hawaiians who go to Vegas to gamble?

If you answer NO, you are just scratching the surface of the breathtaking unconstitutionality of the Georgia abortion ban