Ro-Batman

Author, Conjuror, Scoundrel
Surreal Futurist
Unironic Cape Wearer

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 Hit high enough you strike the liver and push everything it's been filtering back out into their bloodstream

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 Teaching responsibility is great and important until it's your windows and TV that hang in the balance

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 Last season had some issues because 2020, but it's easily in my top 3 sitcoms

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 The iron sheik tried to warn us.

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@MrMarcus260 Dude I know in Canada asked about it on a discord server

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 Smoothe wasn't the song of the summer, it was the song of the whole damn year

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

Congratulations to @Wendys new #saucynuggets for the invention of the boneless wing! #bonelesswing #chicken

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@MrMarcus260 You were probably busy that like, five or six week span.

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 "People you may already know all you need to about"

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

I think it says a lot about me that my biggest complaint in life right now is that the hello kittyxgundam crossover was mostly just her dressed as a Gundam or a zaku and not some real grade zeon suits in pastel colors. #gunpla #gundam #hellokitty

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@MrMarcus260 Sometimes the mile to the Broadway express is a bit too far

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@MrMarcus260 I've got high speed Internet and door dash, throwing in a reason to cancel appointments is just a bonus

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Hollywood put all their energy into trying to cage Shia Labeouf and couldn't chance it again

[André Agoní @MrMarcus260]

I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim vs. The world and I say this with no sarcasm whatsoever…why wasn’t Michael Cera a huge action star?

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

By going out into the woods and punch dancing out our sorrows.

[❤️Jus d’Ananas🍍 @AnaelMevoung69]

How do men get through tough shit without crying?

[Ro-Batman @Rekawizard]

@Johnny60Seconds hey, slowly catching up on the show, just got to the 'Hackers' episode. As the only part of your audience that is into cyberpunk and magic I'll tell you the most cyberpunk thing Ricky Jay ever did was work as an evil hacker/henchman in Tomorrow Never Dies

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@MrMarcus260 @TheCutPodcast1 @carefreeblerd Absolutely fucking LETHAL!

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@megooooon It's not too late! Just include some extra ironic references too. #hailxenu