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My P*%^ is very hairy

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Sticks and Stones may break my bones but wor-- f*ck this... B!TCH WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY?

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I LOVE sliding on the wood floor with my socks on :) until i fall flat on my face :D

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I hate when you're waiting for a text & then your phone vibrates but it's not from who you want.

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"Hey" ... 2 hours later ... "Hey" ... No it's too late i dont wanna talk to you now.

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What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. ...In me: You.

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I'm so heart broken . </3 . LOL jk , im a player . on to the next one . ;)

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I want @kingsleyyy to follow me he's amazingggg

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Remember in Kindergarten, when you had to ask "Do you want to be friends?"

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"OMG so yesterday I..." "you already told me" "oh.. yeah" "Listen again Bitch"

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This is a "A" and "B" conversation so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"s you up like a "G"

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WHEN I OPEN A PACK OF BREAD I SKIP THE FIRST PIECE BECAUSE IT IS FUGLY!

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Trying to Forget Someone You Love Is Like Trying to Remember Someone You Never Met

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I wish we had an hour in the hallways at school like on tv shows

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My mind is like the energizer bunny it keep's going and going and going and going and going and going..

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So umm.. when do Phineas and Ferb go back to school?

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I love when a song describes exactly how you feel :)

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When your arguing with someone and the argument's done and you think "I shouldve said this"

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I like to lick the chocolate off my wrapper when It's melted #RelatableTweets

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Whenever you tell an adult that their child's adorable on the outside there like aw thanks but on the inside there like gtfo out.