So Relatable!

I get sad. I get insecure. I get jealous. I get lonely. I overreact. I make mistakes. But I promise I will always give you my best.

[So Relatable! @RelatingQs]

If you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because I will actually scratch your face off

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Having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

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I haven’t had my phone on ring for like 3 years

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guys complain about girls making duckfaces but theyre biting their lip and squinting like theyre tryna read somethin in size 3 font

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I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidentally wipe her hands on her dress

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Those feelings when you want a relationship

But you don't

But you do

But you don't

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Boys: I don't understand why girls are so obsessive about their weight

Boys: ew she's fat

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I'm so worried about tall boys….

Be safe…

Be careful up there…

Maybe you should come down here and kiss me

[So Relatable! @RelatingQs]

I hate pants that make it look like I have a boner when I sit then I remember I'm a girl but I still worry someone will think I have a boner

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I can't decide if I hate wearing jeans or a bra more

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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities

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how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies

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liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

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when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem

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i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

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if i ever tell u that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

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whenever i paint my fingernails the polish lasts for 4 days but when i paint my toenails it lasts for like 6 years this is not okay

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before running: AW YEAH LETS DO THIS

during running: i hate my life my legs hurt & i can't breathe & i have 2 miles to go & this song sucks