Relationshit

Out of context quotes between two garbage people that happen to date.

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"What flavor is that yellow Gatorade, piss ?"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"Charlie Brown he's just a retro Caillou"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"I feel like Shrek is my kinda man"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"This isn't even Aliens, it's just homos"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"Imagine if I looked this good all the time, I'd probably get trafficked"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"I'm very pro Slender Man"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

@niaacrazyy Sometimes my woman ill cry over Dr Phil and ill start chubbing up, like damn lil man wtf.

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"I JUST WANT RIMS AND BOTOX"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"What are you, a share Holder in cinaplex you fucking narc"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"Shut up, this is my anniversary not yours" - my wife to me

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"ya know what, blond hair blue eyes is my favorite thing to fuck but its also my favorite thing to fucking hate"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"mercury is going fuckin backwards again or some shit, fuckin me up"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"Yea and I'm sure Einstein smelled like meth once in a while too, so get bent bud"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"If you don't like going outside you can get bent"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"I almost shit when i yelled at you"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"Strippers love me, I'm big butch daddy throw money"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"This whole world is run by money, greed and shit"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"if u want me to suck your dick driving, whip it out and put on so hot by kid rock"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"I'm pro spider"

[Relationshit @RelationSHART]

"when I drink my poop comes out the colour of island dirt"