Fact&Fiction

A, Z, and everything inbetween!

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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics :P

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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped

[Words @wordstionary]

Having sex in a car with the seatbelt on does not mean your protected.

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I'd rather have a life full of "oh well"s than a life full of "what if"s

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On average, 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents EVERY day... #ScaryFact

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

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A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome :)

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Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead <3

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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day! #TooTrue

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[Funny Or Truth @TheComedyFun]

HATED BY MANY...WANTED BY PLENTY...DISLIKED BY SOME...CONFRONTED BY NONE.

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Did you know: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it... I just threw up in my mouth a little :-/

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Ever notice how James Bond never gets an STD? #onlyinmovies

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Your life is your garden and your thoughts are your seeds. So if your life isn't awesome, you've been watering the weeds! :P

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Ppl find it hard 2b happy coz they see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, & the future less resolved than it will be

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Sometimes you just have to take the leap... and build your wings on the way down :)

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Stop being afriad of what could go wrong, and think of what could go RIGHT