Ian Cognito

Love my country 🇬🇧 dogs and animals.

[Ian Cognito @Reliant_robin]

@Mike_Fabricant Halloween starts earlier every year.

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@PollardRach Giving or receiving?

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@SimonMcCoyTV Not very positive

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I'm going to do some hovering in the lounge, let's see how she likes it. 😆

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The bionic fella used to have my brother and I hiding behind the sofa.

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@LeeHurstComic Looking forward to the ULSZ ultra low stabbing zone.

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@Iromg Good blackberry picking weather, a dog poo bag is a handy receptacle. Although when it's got 2 lbs of blackberries in it people begin to wonder what you're feeding your dog.

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@Sabs100913 Who do you like your eggs?

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What a relief that we got to those drowning doctors and scientists before the French.

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@BurnsideNotTosh

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@YardleyShooting Yes I remember it well, the doctor visited me when I was a child, my mum gave the house a good clean before he arrived.

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@Snips____ What no Coco pops? I reckon they're hidden out of shot.

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I feel old when I see those nostalgia tweets and I realise I still own or use those items.

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@BurnsideNotTosh It's a beautiful thing when the Brits show their support for the mentally challenged. 🥹🥹

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Are Five guys going to be forced to rebrand?

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@Bee__witched Sounds like my wife.

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Note to self, never offer to buy your wife a shopping trolley when she moans about carrying heavy shopping bags home from the shops. Every day is a learning day.😂

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@MahyarTousi Yummy mummy

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I suppose it's frowned upon to give ones wife housekeeping money🤔

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@thesundaysport It was common practice for gangs of lads to spend their summer holidays searching for bush porn. We used to work hard for our porn back in the day.