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@JHFootballAgent Some divs will believe any old shit a random nobody posts on X.

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@liamcsc Most hypothetical scenario ever. You don’t know how your clowns would react. And you’ll never know 🫣

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@Werner_CFC @_offside18 If you call yourself Werner_CFC, you should be ashamed to call yourself a football fan.

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@theawayfans Gazza. This current team is crying out for some guile in midfield. Drop Rice. Overrated and overhyped. Leave Anderson to mop up.

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@michelle_o_c @Totolaxyy @WWFC_ST21 He’d be swallowing teeth before that happened.

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@UKFootyBible Grow up, you div

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@TheChelseaForum @_01Legion Your source is some two bob nobody fantasist cu^t? Wow

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@ashr_mohammed @KULIRAM1976 Regardless of the life’s he’s had, it’s no excuse for trying to assault kids on scooters and swear at people in the street. If he was to do that to one one my kids or start swearing at me or my family, he’d be getting ironed the fuck out

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@piersmorgan He had a good 5 mins. Other than that, he was tragic. Much like your method of journalism.

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@biltontowers Ask her to move her bag then, you spineless whelk, instead of tweeting for attention

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@TheChelseaForum This is true. His teammate forwarded me the actual text. Here it is for you nonbelievers. ‘Mi mudanza a Madrid es solo cuestión de tiempo’

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@jakeheasman You’re missing the fact that he has a book value of around 20 large, with 2 years remaining on contract. So from a PSR standpoint, 50m transfer fee is 30m accounting profit, which makes sense. But from a footballing perspective, it makes no sense whatsoever. But hey. This is us.

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@justcfc So what’s the problem?

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@Raw_Combat_ You stupid c*nt.

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@talkSPORT Talkin’ Shizzle

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@Avabelly__ You should cop a load of me when I mow in my underwear 👍🏼

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@JPhynest @ChelsTransfer @JacobsBen Got caught with banned substances in his system. Not rocket science

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@echarles81 @CFCPys @Matt_Law_DT He’s divisive, arrogant and one dimensional. This board of clowns thought we were getting him cheap and that he’d be a nice littler earner. We’ll lose money on him, but get him gone. His teammates aren’t having him and neither are the proper Chels

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@Blue_Footy @ChelseaFC No shit. We play in Blue. They play in white. What did you expect? Jesus wept

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@_Afcbanks City top based on the ‘open play goals v’s Sunday League Set Piece’ rule