JP Relph - TWO NEW COLLECTIONS OUT NOW

Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, zombies, microbes, forensics.

Editor of @trashcatlit, an online lit mag
Websites, socials and stuff:

[JP Relph - TWO NEW COLLECTIONS OUT NOW @RelphJp]

Here are universal links to my two new collections, the novella I wrote with @MatGost - which is currently only £6.50!, and the cracking anthology I edited for @TrashCatLit 🦝
https://t.co/W03EYu3aoL
https://t.co/DzanswSPWd
https://t.co/MOegU3wai9 https://t.co/hNpDtJjzWO

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The Green Bin is looking to be fed trees and plants and fungi and landscape and flowers and all things green! Send your leafy, soily treasures 💚

[TrashCatLit @TrashCatLit]

The Green Bin is now OPEN for subs of flash and short fiction until 14th June 🦝

Make sure to check out our mood board to see what we'd love to read. https://t.co/9Ww4LorQuM

Sub guidelines and form: https://t.co/mba9iPnDIi

We can't wait to wallow in all your green 💚

[Hawkeye @HAWKEYE_mag]

ICYMI, it’s warm & fuzzy.

[TrashCatLit @TrashCatLit]

We went offline for the weekend, broiling in the bin, complaining about the neighbour's BBQ 🦝

Back to it with reminders!
🌳Summer subs open 1st June for the Green Bin
🦊Our charity anthology is reduced in price until May 31st

Links in comments
Stay cool and trashy 💜
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@Madeleine_write Aww thank you lovely 🖤

[Hawkeye @HAWKEYE_mag]

“His own kind reject him, fearing his size, his otherness. My kind can never know of him, so he is trapped between worlds.”

[Urban Pigs Press @UrbanPigsPress]

We are extending the deadline for subs for our 'Still Hungry' short story anthology to 19th June -- more details here. And thanks to those who have already submitted; we will get back to you!!! https://t.co/r7haWPQUEY #shortstories

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@JohannahWrites @HAWKEYE_mag Thank you so much 🖤

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@NinaMD1 @HAWKEYE_mag Thank you Nina, I really appreciate you reading and commenting 🖤

[Hawkeye @HAWKEYE_mag]

“He returns nightly. Cold fur reeking of detritus and wild things. I feed him marshmallow, shredded beef, crispy potato. I feed him with my mouth.”

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@HAWKEYE_mag I’m teetotal, I’ll give it to my rodent companion 😀

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Absolutely bloody thrilled to have found a home with Hawkeye for this strange, sexy, bitey story. Thank you guys 🖤
Hope you’ll give Once Bitten a read. It might make you feel different about bin-strewn alleys 😝

[Hawkeye @HAWKEYE_mag]

For our 76th feature, we explore the feral side of love, where romantic entanglement is literal—bound in a long, hairless tail. Read “Once Bitten,” by @RelphJp. It gives ‘animal lover’ a whole new meaning. Cheers, JP!
https://t.co/nBY4SXLPbj

[Hawkeye @HAWKEYE_mag]

For our 76th feature, we explore the feral side of love, where romantic entanglement is literal—bound in a long, hairless tail. Read “Once Bitten,” by @RelphJp. It gives ‘animal lover’ a whole new meaning. Cheers, JP!
https://t.co/nBY4SXLPbj

[JP Relph - TWO NEW COLLECTIONS OUT NOW @RelphJp]

@lunaticsproject The Long Walk

[Underbelly Press - SUBMISSIONS CLOSED @UnderbellyPress]

SUBMISSIONS CLOSE IN ONE WEEK!

Submissions are open until May 22
Issue 7: DECEPTION and DIRTY REALISM

🔗 https://t.co/4CrpgxLcng

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@1funnyfarmAdams @MicromanceMag Thank you Tracie 🖤

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Much of this darkly funny cracker will be so relatable, some of it joyfully less so…

“The hellbound colleagues exchanged a cordial nod. Nchulu wondered if he enjoyed racket sports outside of work.”

Go read, it’s Helluva entertaining 🖤👹

[Ian Johnson @10kandalatte]

My first Villain Era (not of this parish) outing - demons, ennui, and workplace grievances. See you in hell?

https://t.co/KfFvVYjhwa

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@MuchAdoAboutNil @MicromanceMag Thank you so much for sharing, Andy. I’d forgotten it was coming this month! And thank you for you kind words, always so appreciated 🖤

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Lovely to see my flash popping up for Women’s Fiction Wednesday over at @MicromanceMag 💕
Give my version of a love story for the ages a read of you have a few minutes. Don’t worry, it’s not zombies…

https://t.co/KutByhBdNn…

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@Guestbookzine @1funnyfarmAdams How can you engage with the reading and writing community when you are anonymous?