"I think we'll let the newbie deal with this thief."
"Thanks, chief. Now listen up, scum. Every #breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you."
"For god's sake, how many times do I have to tell you? We're the real police, not the band."
"Well, that stings."
#vss365
I've wanted a Discworld tattoo for ages, so I finally booked it for November 16th.
It wasn't until an hour before that I realised today was the 50th anniversary of @terryandrob's first novel.
Beyond delighted.
#50YearsOfTerry#discworld@rhipratchett
Went for a meal with John Steinbeck last December - utter disaster.
He claimed the #wine tasted like angry fruit, the meat tasted like rodents and humans, and the tortillas were too flat.
Next time I'll take him in summer, when he's more content.
#vss365
Some say his sword was yellowed with age. Others say it was the dried blood of hundreds of orcs. A few even say the yellow tint is from the rare metals it was forged with.
He'd never tell them it was just some #mustard he spilled on it while eating a hot dog.
#vss365
"Have you ever seen this person?"
"Like #perpendicular lines, we've never met."
"Do you have an alibi?"
"Yes, so you can subtract me from the equation."
"Interview terminated at 12:42."
"Well?"
"It's as we suspected, sarge. He's high on math."
#vss365#vss
Mine is currently stranded on an island, but she is very unprepared.
If she could, she would have brought her diary, some decent food, and a clean pair of underpants.
Gonna start doing daily questions for my characters. Feel free to join in!
I'll start with a classic:
What 3 things would your MC bring to a desert island?
#mc#maincharacter#WritingCommunity#amwriting
"How'd it go?"
"How did what go?"
"I thought you said you got on Pop #Idol?"
"No, I said I got this..."
She produced a small, muscular toy sailor, holding a can of spinach.
#vss#vss365
"So, what did you think of my first draft?"
"Well, Elvis, I think you need to cut back on the dialogue and add some more fight scenes."
"So... a little less #conversation, a little more action?"
"Please."
#vss365
It's been almost a year since I last attempted to write. I guess the pandemic combined with a mentally draining job didn't help.
Now that I'm in a much better place, I started worldbuilding again. Here's hoping I can keep at it this time
@SarahBastien1 @WritingBblUnvrs @MTheWriter93 @MomoMcSherbbles I love how impressed people are, when they have no way of knowing if I'm correct or not ๐