Shawzy

Just your average golfer, and above-average nap taker. ⛳️🐶🚼

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@SportsCenter Let’s talk about the catcher though. What a teammate snagged that leg like nothing

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@Internetinvite The internet invitational was perfect until Paige got her claws into it. It was fun with the random captains and drafting teams. I’m excited for tonight but I still think that their stupid fucking team wins.

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@PFTCommenter Tell that to Toronto who could have been celebrating by now lol

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@BarstoolBigCat just watched episode one of the greatest golf tournament ever. However, Kwon should have been.DQd and @hen_ease should have filled in immediately no warm-up and then been @PFTCommenter playing partner. Would have been electric factory.

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@ForePlayPod It was ruined. Riggs won and we know. Why watch it?

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@AlexHenderson17 @ForePlayPod Perfect, perfect, Bryson/Girrifin, Xander/Patty Ice

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Why is my UsA Network cutting out? #USA

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@wesleybryangolf Yeeeeessshhhhhh hahaha

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@Daniel_Rapaport Wrong

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@DezBryant I won’t assume, but leave a little more context next time. Unless this is a way to boost your twitter traffic

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@GarysheffieldJr @DeionSandersJr NOPE

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Tkachuk brothers & JT Miller last night.
#USA #USAHockey #BashBrothers

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@JellyRoll615 You made fun of Dylan because he said Lil Nas ain’t country and neither are you. Now you’re being sad about people being mean on twitter.

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Father says “I’m wearing black shorts, I can shit for free”

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@TylerReddick dude send him in the fucking wall! Win a fucking race. What the fuck are you thinking

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@BarstoolBigCat
Is Josh Dobbs, the Jeremy Lin of the NBA?

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Rory McIlroy will miss the cut at The Open this year.

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If you’re old and can’t drive get the fuck off the road

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@hen_ease hey Hank, in golf’s draw is when it goes right comes back left. Just helping bud

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@hen_ease congrats Hank! Lucky #6

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@colinmochrie Alright enough you’re just making a Mochrie about the whole thing.