Drew Remanda

Fake former Sharks assistant coach & Oilers analyst or something. Currently a fake but wicked cool Sharks colour guy and co-CJME, uh, “sports...talkie...guy”.

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@lucmull95 @EarlsRegina The only time you should ever look down on someone ... is if you’re helping ‘em back up.

It’s a heckuva line. G’head... quote me.

True story (probably)

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

Yep. You’re right, @jamienye.

I never go on social media. Couldn’t be bothered … just a bunch of keyboard warrior douchebags.

That’s a great line, by the way. Great line. I said it on air … g’head and quote me.

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@LokkerGZ @ebbsebbs27 @NighJamie @LochlinCross @GreenZoneSK @jamienye He drank his sustainably grown coffee with non-fat soy milk before it was cool.

Haha, yep. I do jokes now.

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@LokkerGZ @ebbsebbs27 @NighJamie @LochlinCross @GreenZoneSK @jamienye Yep. Two middle-aged white guys.

Never thought I’d have been the diversity hire.

Way to say “screw the quota” @GreenZoneSK. You guys went anti-woke before it was cool.

Oh, that reminds me… you’re gonna love this. Great joke. Really good.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@elonmuskADO 24

You don’t win 8 Southern California Local Emmy awards by accident.

True story (probably).

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@OilersNation @Oddcompanyyeg …but Darnell just doesn’t have the brain to process the game at the NHL level.

G’head … quote me.

True story (probably).

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@OilersNation @Oddcompanyyeg … because the play aligns with the natural function of the brain.

But in areas of the ice where the play is transitioning … in a scramble, opposing team breakouts … Darnell’s brain can’t operate the tools.

He’s got the skill. He’s got all the tools …

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@LokkerGZ @NighJamie @damsmokedamgood @ebbsebbs27 He. Doesn’t. Listen.

We covered this yesterday.

But don’t look down on him …

He’s probably got his vitamin-D deficient, bare anus incorrectly pointed in the general vicinity of the sun…

True story (probably)

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@OilersNation …you require surgical precision to make it happen … you’d better have a team of surgeons or one heck of a professional liability insurance policy because you’re Stanley Cup aspirations are DOA.

Just get the friggin’ puck into the net. Doesn’t matter how.

True story (probably)

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@OilersNation … you know he didn’t ’think’ those picks into the net. Haha … couldn’t if he tried. Great guy … a heck of a tenacious player … but he’s not a cerebral player.

Nope. It’s not rocket science … and if you put scoring goals up on a pedestal, if you complicate it so badly that…

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@NighJamie @LokkerGZ @GreenZoneSK It was never about the anus Jamie …

And you’d know that if you’d have listened once in a while.

True story (probably)

[Drew Remanda @RemandaDrew]

@NighJamie @LokkerGZ @GreenZoneSK …a portion of the anus from getting direct exposure to the sun.

Yep. What’s the point?

And thats why the perineum is important… why it’s absolutely critical to your vitamin D levels.

The perineum is flat. Huge surface area… always target the perineum for maximum absorption.