Rem 🗽🥥

Tall. Gay. Coloradan. #WarrenDemocrat

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Straight kids can talk about their crushes.
Gay kids learn to hide them.
Straight couples cuddle in public.
Gay couples fear their safety if they do.
Straight couples hold hands walking.
Gay couples carefully consider the risk.
Pride matters. Things are not equal

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[jezz @JezziiB]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Happy Juneteenth!!

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

[me being waterboarded]

"gross is this Dasani?"

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELLON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED 🙄🤡

[Rem 🗽🥥 @Remdastardly]

@shesbonky Hole Foods 😂

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE #priDEMONth

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

Reporter: Ken Paxton is calling you 'Talafreako.'
Talarico: He just released child rapist Adam Hoffman from jail after his wealthy atty friends got involved. Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life. He served less than a month. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

😂😂😂

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

On the tube

[Rem 🗽🥥 @Remdastardly]

@Krissssyyy_ K-Mart was so superior to Walmart. The wrong mart survived.

[Tekee @Tekeee]

“Nobody wants to work anymore”

Personally, I never wanted to work in the first place.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. U literally Manufactured the gay. birth the gay. Ur the gay FACTORY

[Rem 🗽🥥 @Remdastardly]

@Brieyonce For real that mom is an actual demon

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they need to “tone down their rhetoric.”

[Jasmine @jasmineuphorie]

En l’honneur de la #lesbianvisibilityweek
À toutes les lesbiennes qui ont pris soin des hommes gays au début de l’épidémie de VIH-SIDA dans les années 80, alors que l’État, les médecins, familles les laissaient crever
Ce n’est pas pour rien que le L est la première lettre de LGBT