Beautiful Britain

Fluorescent aisles, 17p mash, unapologetic thrift. Nostalgic for a Britain before woke

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

This is the kind of content that the woke brigade don't want you to watch. 😡

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Who remembers asphyxiwanks? All the rage in the '90s. No longer. Banned by the woke brigade. I just want my country back.

[Dr Kevin Dunce @drkevindunce]

Can't help but think that Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson getting sacked from Lawro's Predictions was the beginning of the end for Great Britain.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Britain used to be the best country in the world. What happened?

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

The difference between these two is comparable to Nelly's companion albums Sweat and Suit: Benn is for cruisin' with your boys in the day. Churnwell is for getting bizz-ay in the club.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Tommy Boats is my favourite straight-talking Northern club comic after @OvensComedy.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

I only started getting these after my wife left me. It's plainly obvious that the holes are the the result of woke spores attacking the fabric.

[Alina Snow @Alinasnowvx]

Do all of my friend's shirts have these holes on the front? Does anyone know why? What's the reason?
Hello @grok explain this!

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Stars In Their Eyes once gave ordinary people a chance to become someone else. Now that dream is dead, hope is dead, and my wife has left me. Alone, I sit awake refreshing X like a man waiting to hear his own name called by Matthew Kelly. He never will.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Remember Cookie Jar, the '90s chain? Well, Millie's Cookies bought it, sanded off the charm, corporatised the sweetness, made it woke. Now my wife has left me, just as Cookie Jar did, and I am left here dreaming of sweetness and warmth, fuming at what has become of Britain.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Lovely day in London yesterday. I've not smiled so much in a longtime. The music, the graphic design, the spelling, the pints - a complete tour de force. This is what Britain can accomplish when we put our heads together.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

@churnwell Do I look offended to you? 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

@churnwell Think you'll find, Andy, that we're just normal people who happen to be bald, or balding, and have been denied access to our kids by judge. You call us bigots, but clearly it is you who are bigoted against us.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Who remembers Britain's great slag heaps? They're all gone now, replaced by flats. 😡

[Alastair Wright @Pott_Shrigley_]

Cricket Inn Road, then (1963) and now. The huge slag heap was Nunnery Colliery.
#Sheffield

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

#ChodeKing

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

It's the remix to Reform
Cold and wet like a storm
Rupert's body be shaking
While Reform they be faking
Sippin' pints of real ale
I'm like: I'm male and I'm pale
You've got some freakin' cheek
If you think that we ever gone fail

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

@johnny_saveloy Well said. 👍

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Only one bloke has what it takes to get the job done. Rupert Lowe.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

This is bound to wind up the lefties. 🇬🇧🍺😂😂😂🤣

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

BREAKING Sebastian Payne's think tank just plastic tank in which he's been living for months.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

@wrb91 @churnwell Big juicy testicles full of patriotic pride and Blitz spirit.

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

It's time for change. It's time for Rupert.

[Radical Eyes @RadicalEyesUK]

@Nigel_Farage Why not just grow some balls and detain and deport them like a man?

#RestoreBritain

[Beautiful Britain @RememberBlighty]

Start used to sustain our nation. It nourished our people. It fuelled our legendary athletes. No longer. Now the country is broken, my heart is broken, and the only thing I start in the morning is breaking down as I contemplate where it all went wrong.