Rem

AITA for believing ass is superior to boobs?

I (26M) believe ass is glorious and gorgeous, while boobs are wonderful to look at in some contexts......

[Rem @RemLippe]

It comes down to how sex is viewed. It's like how sextoys usage is seen differently for men and women. When it comes to sex, it's always about respecting the woman's dignity, she is the "vulnerable" half of the equation. If you give details, you're seen as the loser who kisses..

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Men are so unused to gossip, if they admit "she liked when her wrists were held" they feel like they are breaking some sacred oath

Women will tell their friends about his intonation, facial expression, and sweatiness when he came

[Rem @RemLippe]

That cop runs like a fag

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Meanwhile in Baltimore…

[Rem @RemLippe]

I don't care about Doomsday, but you're going to give me my fucking Spider-Man.

[juan @JuanEditzs]

see this is what happens

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

then wtf have i been doing for the past 2 years

[Rem @RemLippe]

@Sneakerbrain12 @IlMorax07 @west_inquiry @_GirlSay OK.

[Phantom_Hero🔞 @Phantom_Hero__]

@khyleri It seems Power found the public sausage dispenser

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

“Do you, Peter Phillips, take NHS Nurse to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[Rem @RemLippe]

@Sneakerbrain12 @IlMorax07 @west_inquiry @_GirlSay You believe in something that is not true. A certificate is only there to be kept as record. A little exercise, think a cult, living remotely where births are not recorded by the state. Would it be murder if someone were to kill those children without a birth certificate?

[Rem @RemLippe]

@Sneakerbrain12 @IlMorax07 @west_inquiry @_GirlSay Birth certificate does not provide personhood, nature does. I grapple with the complications of pro-choice and pro-life, but ultimately I'm not anti abortion. The argument in this post is beyond stupid. A BC is only there to record the event for legal reasons, not to give life.

[Rem @RemLippe]

Is someone not murdered until they get a death certificate? Before the certificate is that person between life and death? Why are pro-choice people so stupid at arguing for their position?

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

this is one of the best arguments I've heard on this so far tbh

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

I hate when people Bart Simpson their tweets

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Spider-man fans will look at this and genuinely say one of them is better than the other

[Rem @RemLippe]

@angelotshepang_ That's not an argument, buddy. Think a little harder and come back, I'll wait.

[Rem @RemLippe]

When you spend 1 sec thinking about "who set that system up" you immediately figure out how stupid it is. Humans set it up, mothers, aunts, grandmothers weren't telling boys & girls they should do this & that under duress. They enforced it bc they believed in it, like y'all today

[angelotshepang @angelotshepang_]

I think the dating pool would be better as hell when you find woman that are on the same level as you so you don’t have to complain about the most basic things a man and a woman should do in a relationship. Who set the system up ??

[Rem @RemLippe]

There is primal call when it's time to retrieve your ball, abandoning your ball feels like a loss.

[emily miller @emilymiller]

Anddd the first idiot jumped the fence at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool to get his soccer ball. I warned him National Guard is all around. He said he didn’t care.

[Rem @RemLippe]

Oh, they're babies now?

[🏆avage @CpfcSavage]

@sepocham @MariGO2thepolls "One of the most important reasons to get an abortion" and it's to kill babies with down syndrome. "But don't worry guys, we wouldn't have killed our baby if they didn't have down syndrome!". Fucking hell.