PunkishSlumber

Just your average, insomniac punk running a tattoo parlor

(//Profile picture belongs to @asofterfan on Tumblr)

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

☕ "What year is it...?" -Remy, waking up in the morning

☕ Matches Detail

☕ Disaster Gay | Role in bed depends on their gender (switch)

☕ "My boyfriend has to be graceful and sassy and-" Toby stumbles into the parlor with three cats and a parking ticket "-I want that one."

[Ray 🌙 @GenLosstwt]

@CrankGameplays We get it already please just leave us be for one damn day

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

I just rewatched Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) and one of the songs they used in the sound track was by Owlcity. OWL-city. I can't believe im the first person to ever notice this in 10 years.

[Binni Anore @bin4hunnid]

That was cute

[🩸🔥Thomas Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes🔥🩸 @claudiialykke2]

Virgil: Hey L, did you know that "thot" means "thoughtful person".

Logan: Really? I didn't know this slang. *writes "thot" on a vocab card*

~Later~

Logan: Thank you very much for helping me, Roman. You're such a thot.

Roman, wheezing: I'm a WHAT?

[Incorrect Sanders Sides☆FALSEHOODS @sunshineemomare]

Remus: "If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play 'Pop Goes The Weasel' over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation."

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

1) My doppleganger
2) "the strange man who always seems to be carrying a Starbucks cup" - rando, 2k19
3) If we're both being honest here, you'd probably be dealing illegal memes and Starbucks down at the local club

[✨ Ari ✨ @AriTheSiren]

Who would I be if I weren’t my mate’s best wingman? 😜

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

//If we're all being honest, I feel like Joan is more of a combination between Remus and Remy, though.

[Log In 🦕 @LogisticalPal]

In conclusion, Remus is Joan.

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

Oh God.

I'm pregnant and @HalloweenToby is the father.

Wow, that worked great. Like, Toby actually was the fourth person.

But also, fuck, that child is going to be both a caffeine addict and a crazy cat person.

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

Then I hope I'm posed chugging a frappe with a tattoo gun in one hand and Latte in the other, sitting on @HalloweenToby's lap.

[Log In 🦕 @LogisticalPal]

What if we all really do exist only inside a snowgobe that an autistic child looks into as he imagines everything that happens in our universe?

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

//Hun, we got one

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@LogisticalPal //☀️

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

Remy: Being genderfluid has it's perks.
Also Remy:

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

Remy: I give no shits about you. Do whatever you want.
Also Remy:

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@punkdeceit I will use a snek against you

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@HalloweenToby Maybe next time you'll think twice before confusing me and making me concerned for your well being.

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@HalloweenToby Watch me, love. Watch me.

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@punkdeceit

[PunkishSlumber @Remys_Tatts]

@HalloweenToby