Lauren Hart

Winging it.

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

* Buys Reese’s pumpkins*
“These will just be for trick-or-treaters.”
* immediately eats 3 in the car*

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

@Delta at least buy me dinner and a drink before delaying meeeee 😭

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

Sunday scaries today are like… real scary ☠️

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

The fact that there’s a new season of Great British Bake Off is giving me life 🥧

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

*spends stimulus on coffee & plants**

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

Some nights we sit quietly in our apartment and listen to our neighbors yell at each other. It’s cheaper than HBO.

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

I started a new job recently and yesterday an elderly woman said to me, “You’re smarter than you look.” I’m still trying to find the compliment.

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

Remember when Ed Sheeran was in Game of Thrones? Lol

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

My downstairs neighbor plays the trumpet, cello, flute, recorder, guitar, AND sings opera. Impressive. My upstairs neighbor vacuums a lot. They also had sex and/or a big fight at 330am last night. I have no idea what they know about me.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

what strings did peacocks pull to be allowed to just vibe around the zoo?

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

Oops to eating only ice cream (multiple times) today. Is this how to diet for a wedding? Am I doing this right?

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we have progressed past the need for the haunted mansion ride. the world is scary enough. thanks

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

"If you’re more concerned about the responses of black rage than you are about a system that justifies and rewards black death, you don’t love black people — you just love when they stay in their place." https://t.co/cwV6CDrkJZ via @sojourners

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

If I didn’t have a job during quarantine, I’d 💯 be hosting my own tiny kitchen show.

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

@janeelisabethh Love that song

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

I made a really great soup today and I can’t wait until I’m in my 70s and my friends are as excited as me about soup. #soupisameal

[Lauren Hart @Ren_Laur]

2001 Psa: parent trap is on Nickelodeon rn.

[Christine Caine @ChristineCaine]

You can choose what you think about
You can choose what you talk about
You can choose what you look at
You can choose what you listen to
You can choose what you watch
You can choose what you worship
You can choose where you go
You can choose your friends

Choose wisely.