Renaldo laubscher

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@JessicaCoetzee stalker muck ;) lol

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@JessicaCoetzee. Haha is dit

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

Obama said- “Yes we can!” but I said “Yes weekend!”"

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.

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2A336073 ;)

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

You never know how much you really love someone until you watch them love someone else.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine

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When you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock... Kick it in, smile and introduce yourself.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

my ex texted me today “u can delete my number i dont care anymore” and i replied “who is this”

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you and tell you that I love you.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight hours... Then I realized I was just masturbating.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

I hate it when flies rub their stupid little hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards.

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

That awkward moment when a GPS system tells a gay guy to go straight

[Renaldo laubscher @ReNaLdOL7]

scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are humans

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New bbm 2A336073

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I won't let nobody hurt you.