Nick v

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

Being an adult is like watching your favorite toy get run over by a truck everyday and you're the one driving.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground.

[Nick v @Renicholas]

@jmijker I'm pretty sure that's the ghost of blessthefalls past

[Nick v @Renicholas]

@Dallinnn fucking freeloaders. The lot of 'em.

[Nick v @Renicholas]

@willowp I've heard of Martha. I have heard Martha is bad news.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

"Ya'll gon' make me lose my mind, who are you?, where am I?" - D(ementia)MX

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

[Nick v @Renicholas]

And every time I look back I always feel like I'm so much more grown up and last year I was so young and immature. I hope that lasts forever

[Nick v @Renicholas]

All the annual things I do like folk fest and mexico are a good chance for self relfection on who I was a year ago.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

when she says you're too much of a chicken to make a move

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, Santa is a police state

[Nick v @Renicholas]

Nothing makes me wish I was jewish more than the ridiculous amount of Christmas music on the radio.

[Nick v @Renicholas]

"@MeninistTweet: THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH" perfect

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

If I take a girl to dinner and she's over 5'10 then she can pay for her own meal considering she's a grown ass man.