Apartment Manager

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

#ProTip - emailing your apartment manager 3 times a day to ask when repairs will be scheduled DELAYS the repair. Because you’re irritating.

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

“I have an outlet that caught #fire. Someone should take a look at it don’t you think??” Real FIRST email from #tenant. #apartmentliving

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Y’all. Do NOT interrupt your #apartment manager on a phone call on a #holiday w/ a minor issue. #4thOfJuly #dayoff #rude

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Wearing #sunglasses in the elevator? https://t.co/ysF6luyN85

[someecards @someecards]

#nationalsunglassday
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[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

#DayOff :Delivery via callbox, #tenant emails to change unlucky #apartment number, cleaner knocks to borrow our toilet brush. #workfromhome

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Pretty!! #housedreams https://t.co/iPJhborAuN

[Apartment Therapy @AptTherapy]

A Bright and Beautiful Spanish Tile Home for $700K in L.A. — Property Crush https://t.co/frGzhS2rPj

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Pushing the #elevator alarm is so #hilarious.

Every time that bell rings a #unicorn loses its wings. 🦄 #pegasus #pegacorn #apartmentliving

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Potential renter just responded to my email about our open house: “Ugh.”
Um...what??
#ugh #no #notapproved #renting #apartmentlife

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

If your #apartment manager is like me, he/she probably thinks, “I can’t wait to not do this or live here,” 4 or 5 times a day. #dreams

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

That time I scheduled the #handyman for an apt repair and the owners told him (but not me) to finish another apt renovation first. #stress

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Can’t beat it when someone - ahem, #tenant - emails AND texts you a question at the exact same minute. Take it easy! #rude #mondaymadness

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Willing to bet your apt manager loves discounted or free rent, but hates #apartment managing. #jobsatisfaction #benefits #prosandcons

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Why isn’t anything fixed at your apt building? Maybe the owners don’t respond to #messages or calls. Your #apartment manager has a boss.

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Real #life: Tenant invites #friend over, friend does drugs,tries to stab #tenant,tenant calls cops. #apartmentlife #apartmentmanager #getout

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

#newyear new roommate? Get every #tenant or #sublet approved. If not, you could be breaking your lease and could be #evicted. #TuesdayTips

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Write #apartment mgr at 2am with non-urgent repairs + again at 9pm asking why he hasn’t gotten back to you. #newsflash: He hates you. #tgif

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Just #fyi : Leaving your car unlocked makes it super easy for #people to take things. #WednesdayWisdom #stuff #lockyourdoors

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Oh, #Friday. When half the building invites their #friends over after the #bar and the other half #calls me to complain about #noise. #tgif

[Apartment Therapy @AptTherapy]

From "Hideous" to Cozy: 400 Square Feet of DIY Style — House Tour https://t.co/rj7pYNC80Q

[Apartment Manager @RenterMadness]

Oh - adding #lol to the end of a passive-aggressive #email complaint does not make me lol. Btw, pay your #rent on time. Then #complain.