~me asking advance from my boss
Me: sir school reopen aagapodhu na adv ketrundhen😷
Him: evening 6maniku mela vandhu vangiko😇
After 6pm when all cctv's are off
Him: sunni ya konjam sulukeduthu vitu vangiko renu🌚
My mv: kammanati🤬
Me: ufff sir unga sunniya sulukeduka kasakuma😘
~me asking advance from my boss
Me: sir school reopen aagapodhu na adv ketrundhen😷
Him: evening 6maniku mela vandhu vangiko😇
After 6pm when all cctv's are off
Him: sunni ya konjam sulukeduthu vitu vangiko renu🌚
My mv: kammanati🤬
Me: ufff sir unga sunniya sulukeduka kasakuma😘
~le me whenever my huby enters half drunk and horny
Vara vara indhaluku idhe velaya pochu nalla kudichitu vandhu eritu thungidraru, modhella ivana divorce pana dhan nimmadhi😤
~teenage me at theatre with neighbour uncle
Me: uncle enaku venum😏
Him: ena ma popcorn ah😇
Me: ila unga bella va keten konjam zip ah eraki vidunga🫣
Him: enadi edho icecream mari kekra🥶
Me: nenga kudukalana pakathu seat anna kita ketupakava🥺
Him: eii chinna munda indha pudi😤
~le me after polambifying about my huby to ofc colleague
Him: kavala padadhenga renu avan kedakran Inime ungala na pathukren😇
Later that night
Him: aludhu aludhu unaku mugame vadi pochu indha aahh katu😘
Me: uhhh umm pls venam uhh uhckkk��