ladybear🧸

excerpts of my non existing stand-up routine. ♓︎

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

Me when everyone shows up at the Met gala in florals bc they took the theme “garden of time“ too literally.

[Hunter @highendhomo]

Me tonight

[nao @strawrosee]

never underestimate how many drinks I can have for breakfast 😇

[b✨ @pYSLrada]

this is my world cup.

[em @DI0RSBABY]

she’s glowing

[daniela @dicknsn]

your unemployed friend on a tuesday

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap

[ladybear🧸 @repadacc]

Solo puedo pensar en mi colegio

[Titi @latiti___]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me:

[ladybear🧸 @repadacc]

Amigo perdón pero desde la foto se ven demasiado truchos ! Que es Nergy!

[Shooter McGavin @indoor_wildling]

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Ottoman dental book showing a tooth infection

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

Gasp

[Titi @latiti___]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me:

[.ᐟ ★ @300moods]

stained glass door

[َ @gir1genius]

just made another spotify playlist. feeling good