I Stοpped Cheating

If you follow me, the gods of eating ass will smile upon you.

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Yesterday’s cake. It was freaking delicious. If you’d like to see additional photographic documentation, please subscribe to my @OnlyFans. Reconnaissance of the extra cake angles requires UNSC clearance. 👽🎂🚀💅🏻📸🎮🪐🌌🧁🔫🤖🛸👾💥

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Loll 🤦🏻

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Sell it to @ElonMusk. He could transform the platform into the foundation for a colossal MMO capable of rivaling #WorldofWarcraft. By recruiting prodigious game developers who are not #bitchmadesnowflakes, he could orchestrate an unprecedented virtual universe and create what might become the greatest game ever made.

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Happy Father's Day to this man only.

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I thought, you thought, we both thought, and then we both felt embarrassed. 😆

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Not me. When I'm only a memory, may my loyal puppy be led into another loving heart. 🌠🐾💔🌫️

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They tried.

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Damn, it’s hotter outside than a spoon at @HunterBiden’s house. 🥵😏

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This nigga should have been a comedian. Happy #Juneteenth! 😭🌾🚌🎤🖤🇿🇦🎉😮‍💨💀🫡

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@TMZ How could you forget a part of your job that you always do, and the most important part at that?

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No soda this summer. I’m only drinking tequila and pussy juice.

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🚀🤟🏻 Rockets fan here, but I was born in New York. The Knicks absolutely earned it. Congratulations to them and their incorrigible fanbase. 🤢😡🤡 I can’t wait to see the celebration footage. 😂🏙️🏀🔥👏🏻🗽🧡

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Facebook is down, in case you’re checking here for confirmation. 🤓📵👀

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Gay

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Remember — switching to your dumbbell is always faster than reloading.

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@ABC Y’all thought he was going to walk in Texas. Hell no.

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A quintessential lionization of the rationale behind why women often outlive men.

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@FOX26Houston Almost all of them are adult men. I don't think I see any women or children.

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