Bleacher Report Parody

Parody account satirizing Bleacher Report’s unabashedly shameful habit of using unnecessary abbreviations. WTF, BR? SMH.

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@NickRolovich needs to get vaccinated, if he isn’t. Coaches should model behavior to the young people they lead. It’s time to act like a responsible adult or find another line of work, Nick. @WSUCougarFB @WSUCougars @WSUPullman #ESPN @ESPN

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@geoffschwartz There you go.

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@BleacherReport “At” is prepositional to “where”. Somewhere a journalism prof is weeping.

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@AddictedToQuack It’s about time. I was tired of seeing him underperform his potential.

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Hey @ABCNetwork, what’s with the low resolution image quality during today’s #OregonDucks vs #Stanford game? You can do better. #GoDucks @oregonfootball

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@geoffschwartz I like Brown. He seems like a good guy who tries hard. But he’e not a dynamic playmaker. Ducks need a playmaker.

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@AddictedToQuack Ducks are ranked way too high. Three straight games like this, even if we win today, has to mean a big drop in rankings.

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@BleacherReport @ufc Douchebags punching douchebags

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@geoffschwartz Zero dynamic plays so far from Oregon.

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@geoffschwartz The Oregon offense looks ridiculously bad right now.

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@geoffschwartz They’re shooting it from too far away.

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@rburn20 @SMPEMBA5 Zzzzz

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@coach_krawczyk @D_Tardy7 @SMPEMBA5 @jjmccarthy09 That’s irony, right?

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@joey3harrington @Nike @usnikefootball Get some sun!

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@BRWalkoff @BleacherReport He’s a genius

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@WKUFootball @_TG4__ @daewood_davis I love this. Get it, Daewood! Duck fans are pulling for you.

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@badgordie1 Truth. I read about that random act of kindness he and Dickerson displayed and was so proud.

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@TrikwezeB_2 Hey, I don’t know you but MUCH LOVE to you and @dickersonn_ for your act of kindness towards that kid in ERB. Sure, these moments define you in the eyes of others, but more importantly they define you as human beings and MEN to yourselves.

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@AustinFC, Q2 Stadium was LIT last night! Excellent win vs @LAGalaxy! #ListoVerdes #MLS

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Yo @Dame_Lillard, request a trade. I’m an Oregonian and a lifelong @trailblazers fan but I’m also a Dame fan. Go where you can win a championship. You won’t betray Blazer fans by going elsewhere to fulfill your potential; you’ll betray yourself if you don’t. #NBA